Now, I know what you’re thinking: “Everything?”
Burgers? Add bacon! Pancakes? Add bacon! Salads? Add bacon! Chocolate? Add bacon! Diet Coke? Add bacon!
I cannot think of anything that couldn’t be improved with bacon.
Bacon Makes Everything Better Women’s Shirt Now that we’ve established that bacon makes everything better for a fact, take this sure-fire love tip from me. If you want to score points with your partner (or potential), drop this little nugget of goodness out of the blue one day and prepare for gushing:
“You’re just like bacon – you make everything better.”
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