It’s a well known fact that bacon makes the heart grow fonder.
And, of course, when I say “fact”, I mean a completely made-up, anecdotal statement with absolutely know science behind it whatsoever. You know, like religion. Hey-o!
Speaking of which – facts, that is, not religion – 86% of statistics are made up on the spot, did you know that?
Back on topic, does this sound familiar?
“Hey man, I’m hungry – let’s go grab some eats.”
“Cool, what’d you have in mind?”
“I was thinking maybe a bacon-double blah blah with blah blah blah blah and a blah blah blah.”
“You had me at bacon.”
Now you know.